I am run/walking in the 13.1-mile Las Vegas Rock N Roll Half Marathon on December 5, 2010. I have to raise $3600.00. Yes, that's right 3600 smack-a-roos. Now if one person wants to be super generous and make a large donation, I would love it. But I'm pretty sure most of you can't do that so here can be a guideline to donating. Donate if you have:
- You’ve been cursed at, honked at, or flipped off while biking or running. – $1
- You lost a toenail because of running. – $2
- You spend more money on training gear/clothes than regular clothes. – $3
- You stopped making fun of fanny packs because your running belt looks very similar (and cooler) to one. - $4
- You run barefoot or with those five fingers thingys because it feels better. – $5
- You’ve ever discovered a hole in your pants during a fitness class. – $6
- You’ve had chaffing near your lady (or man) business – $7
- When someone tells you their pace, you calculate their 5k/half marathon/marathon time. – $8
- You extend the length of your runs or rides so you can have another beer (or three) guilt-free. – $9
- You have no problem talking about bodily functions with your training buddies. – $10
- You’ve come in first in any race you’ve ever competed in. – $20 (screw you)
- You’ve seen one of the following during your swim, bike and/or run training:
a.) Asian Carp – $10
b.) mountain lion – $15
c.) bear – $20
d.) dog – $1
e.) frog or turtle – $5
f.) deer - $3 add $2 if you have almost hit one
So here is the link to make your super duper generous donation. Just click here.
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