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2017
1/1 - Polar Bear Dash 5k - 41:39
1/15 - Samson Stomp 5k- 42:20
3/4 - Point Bock Run 5 miler - 1:10:36
4/7-8 - Ragnar So Cal - 14.36 miles
4/23 - Sweet Home Milwaukee 5k - 41:36
7/4 - Firecracker 4 - 56:44
6/9-10 - Ragnar Chicago - 13.6 miles
7/6 - Grant Park Beer Garden 5k - 44:28
7/15 - Brewers Sausage 5k - 43:07
7/27 - Bacon Race 5k - 43:16
10/15 - Milwaukee Running Festival 10k - 1:22:16
10/29 - Pumpkin Run 5k - 39:19
11/5 - Cades Cove Loop Lope 10 miles - 2:28:37
11/19 - Elf Run 5k - 40:39
11/24 - Drumstick Dash 5k
12/31 - Run into the New Year 5k
2016
1/1 - Polar Bear Dash 5k - 42:14
1/9 - S-NO-W fun run 5 mile - 1:09:46
1/17 - Samson Stomp 5k - DNS
3/5 - Point Bock Run 5 miler - 1:13:30
3/19 - Lucky Leprechaun 7k - 1:05:24
4/24 - Sweet Home Milwaukee 5k - 41:06
5/19 - Whitnall Park Beer Garden 5k - 40:21
5/29 - Chocoholic 5k - 43:14
6/10-11 - Ragnar Chicago
6/16 - Froemming Park Beer Garden 5k - 41:14
7/4 - Firecracker 4 - 56:25
7/7 - Grant Park Beer Garden 5k - 39:39
7/9 - Pewaukee Duathalon - 2:03:34
7/28 - Bacon Race 5k - 41:19
7/30 - Brewers Sausage 5k - 41:29
8/4 - Greenfield Park Beer Garden 5k - DNS
9/10 - Brewers Mini 10k - 1:26:16
9/14 - Whitnall Park Beer Garden 5k - 39:01
10/8 - Central Waters River Run 5 miler - 1:07:21
10/23 - Milwaukee Beer Run 5k - 40:27
10/30 - Pumpkin Run 5k - 38:01 PR!
11/5 - Tyranena 1/6th Barrel - 1:01:22
11/24 - Drumstick Dash 5k - 39:35
12/3 - Festivus miler - not timed
12/31 - Run into the New Year 5k - 39:49